I just spent $12 to go see Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End with some of the Apple interns. I wanted to be social, to branch out and not be a complete and utter hermit. After two hours and 45 minutes of film, I left.Actually, I fled. I think that the movie is one of the worst films I have ever seen, if not the worst. The movie had 15 different stories lines (literally, look it up), and none of them really got resolved. It was drawn-out, boring, confusing, stupid, cliche, and terribly implemented. OK, the visual effects and music (go Hans Zimmer) were ok, but everything else was utterly horrendous. I do not recommend that you waste your time to see the movie, but rather that you save the money, buy some popcorn, and watch a movie that your love at home. Pirates of the Caribbean 3 did not deserve to be made, watched, or enjoyed. (wow, that was pretty harsh).Kevin’s movie rating:
Shouldn’t have been made
Movie Rating Key:
- Best movie I have ever seen
- Pretty good
- I would watch it again
- Good, but only time I am seeing it
- Disappointing
- Not very good
- Horrendous
- Shouldn’t have been made
Yeah, but why don’t you tell us how you really feel, Kevin?
Dude Kevin. That review was hilarious. And I will still probably go see it, haha. I do trust you that it is bad though; your movie critiquing is typically in line with my tastes. That’s all.
PS- $12 is so much for a movie! Did they shine your shoes or something too?
I must admit that the price is quite high. We’ll see if your opinion and mine line up… when I decide to take the time and fork out the cash to go see it.
Hahaha, oh Kevin. Your review was priceless. I still haven’t seen the second one, so who knows if I ever will end up seeing this (horribly made, in your opinion) movie. We shall see…